Jaberwalk

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A video game freak who tries to kill themselves and everyone else in the game like they’re all annoying little brothers.
My friend died 10 times because he was being a jaberwalk.
I got killed by a jaberwalk in the final level.
That jaberwalk didn’t even care if I was about to win.
2
A person who plays video games so badly they make everyone else look good and then they try to die.
That jaberwalk didn’t just lose, they tried to take the whole team down with them.
I had to fight a jaberwalk who was more focused on dying than winning.
The jaberwalk got killed by a baby.
3
Someone who plays video games like they’re in a fight and tries to kill themselves and everyone else.
That jaberwalk didn’t even know how to use the sword.
I had to save the world from a jaberwalk who just wanted to die.
The jaberwalk was so stupid, they died before the boss even showed up.
4
A video game player who acts like they’re in a war and tries to kill themselves and all their friends.
My friend’s jaberwalk skills are worse than my math test.
That jaberwalk died before the first level even started.
I had to fight a jaberwalk who was more focused on dying than fighting.
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A person who plays video games like they’re in a death match and just wants to die with everyone else.
That jaberwalk was so bad, they got killed by a zombie.
I had to save the world from a jaberwalk who didn’t know what a sword was.
My friend’s jaberwalk skills are worse than my breakfast.
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A video game player who tries to kill themselves and everyone else like it’s a party and they’re the worst guest.
That jaberwalk didn’t even know how to use the health pack.
I had to fight a jaberwalk who just wanted to die.
The jaberwalk got killed by a kid who was playing with a toy sword.
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