Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who thinks he’s the shit and acts like everyone else is beneath him. He’s got a ego bigger than a donkey’s butt.

You know that guy who talks over you in meetings? That’s a jaberous.

My cousin is a jaberous. He thinks he’s the king of the block.

My teacher said I was being a jaberous for talking back to him.

2

When you’re so focused on something you forget to breathe. Like you’re being chased by a bear.

I was jaberous about my math test. I forgot to eat lunch.

She was jaberous during the debate. She didn’t even notice her hair was on fire.

He was jaberous about winning the game. He didn’t even see the clock run out.

3

A guy who’s so good at everything he makes you feel like a failure. He’s like a superhero with a cock.

My friend is a jaberous. He can beat me at basketball, video games, and math.

That guy in class is a jaberous. He can do everything and still looks good.

My brother is a jaberous. He can cook, clean, and beat me up.

4

A guy who’s so tall and handsome he makes you feel like you’re looking at a god. He’s got a cock so big it could be a slide.

That guy at the bar is a jaberous. He looked like a king.

My neighbor is a jaberous. He’s got the looks and the height.

The guy who walked past me was a jaberous. I nearly fainted.

5

A guy so hot he makes your heart skip a beat and your pants get tight. He’s got a face that could melt ice cream.

That guy in the class is a jaberous. I nearly drooled on my desk.

My crush is a jaberous. I get butterflies every time I see him.

That guy at the store is a jaberous. I almost bought everything just to look at him.

6

A guy who’s so good he makes you feel like dirt. Even if he looks like a trash can.

My friend is a jaberous. He’s ugly, but he still beats me at everything.

That guy at the gym is a jaberous. He’s fat, but he can bench press me.

My teacher said I was being a jaberous for talking back to him.

7

A huge pile of gay poop that’s happy and full of glitter. It’s like a rainbow explosion in a toilet.

That guy’s a jaberous. He looks like a rainbow turd.

I told my friend he was a jaberous. He took it as a compliment.

My mom said I was a jaberous. I nearly cried.