Jabero

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Getting so mad over tiny things it feels like your brain is melting and your face is on fire.

My brother spilled coffee on my shoes. I went jabero and yelled at him for an hour.

She asked me if I wanted fries with my burger. I went jabero and called her a fry-hating freak.

He texted me 'lol' when I cried. I went jabero and sent him a 10-minute video of me sobbing.

When you're so angry about nothing that you'd punch a wall just to feel better.

I got jabero because my cereal was out of order. I punched the fridge.

He said 'meh' when I told him about my day. I went jabero and kicked the couch.

She forgot to text me back. I went jabero and yelled at her mom.

Getting so annoyed about nothing you start talking to your pets like they're your therapist.

My dog blinked at me. I went jabero and told him my entire life story.

My cat walked past me. I went jabero and asked him if he was judging me.

My parrot said 'hello' wrong. I went jabero and yelled at him for 15 minutes.

When you're so furious about nothing you start making up fake words to describe your feelings.

I went jabero and said 'florpington' when my coffee was cold.

She said 'maybe' when I asked her to come out. I went jabero and called it 'mehsian agony'.

He didn't say 'thank you.' I went jabero and invented 'nothankyouface.'

When you’re so angry over nothing you start crying, screaming, and maybe even throwing things.

I went jabero and threw my phone at the wall. It broke. I cried.

He said 'fine' when I asked him to come. I went jabero and screamed in the hallway.

She forgot my birthday. I went jabero and threw a pillow at her head.