Jaberkloog

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Jaberkloog is when a person shoves mints up their butt and then shoots coke while jerking off and giving someone a blow job.
My uncle does this every Sunday and calls it 'minty magic.'
She texted me: 'Just got a load of mints and coke up my back passage.'
He told his friend, 'I'm about to blow your mind and my own.'
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Jaberkloog happens when someone stuffs mints in their behind and chugs coke while doing their thing and giving someone a face full of splosh.
He said, 'I'm like a walking snack bar with a side of snot.'
She DM'd me: 'Just shoved a whole bag of mints in my ass.'
He told his girlfriend, 'This is the best blow job I’ve ever had.'
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Jaberkloog is when a person shoves mints in their butt and drinks coke while jerking off and giving someone a blow job that smells like a trash can.
He told me, 'I’m like a snack bar and a blow job all in one.'
She said, 'I just put mints up my back passage and chugged a whole can of coke.'
He posted, 'Blow job so good it smells like my grandma’s old socks.'
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Jaberkloog is when someone shoves mints up their butt and drinks coke while doing their thing and giving someone a blow job that’s like a snack bar.
He said, 'I’m like a walking snack bar and a blow job.'
She texted, 'I just shoved mints in my back passage and drank a whole can of coke.'
He told his friend, 'This is the best blow job I’ve ever had and I’ve had a lot.'
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Jaberkloog is when someone stuffs mints in their butt and drinks coke while doing their thing and giving someone a blow job that’s like a snack bar with a side of snot.
He told me, 'I’m like a snack bar and a blow job with a side of snot.'
She said, 'I just shoved a bag of mints in my back passage and drank a whole can of coke.'
He posted, 'This blow job is so good it smells like my old sock.'
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Jaberkloog is when someone puts mints up their back passage and drinks coke while doing their thing and giving someone a blow job that’s like a snack bar with a side of snot.
He said, 'I’m like a snack bar and a blow job with a side of snot.'
She texted, 'I just shoved mints in my back passage and drank a whole can of coke.'
He told his girlfriend, 'This is the best blow job I’ve ever had and I’ve had a lot.'
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