Jaberjizzlitis

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A disease where someone can't shut up about their business and everything they do is loud and stupid.
My cousin told my mom about my failed math test in the middle of dinner.
He texted me during church about his crush.
She told the whole school about my crush on her brother during lunch.
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When someone’s mouth is like a leaking pipe and they can’t keep anything secret, not even their thoughts.
He told my teacher about my secret pizza obsession during class.
She posted my DMs about my crush on her brother on Instagram.
He told my mom about my failed math test while I was still taking it.
3
A condition where someone’s brain is empty and they fill it with everyone else’s business.
He told my teacher about my crush on her brother before I even said anything.
She texted my mom about my secret pizza obsession during my lunch break.
He posted my DMs about my failed math test on TikTok.
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When someone can’t keep their trap shut and it’s like they’re trying to ruin your life.
He told my teacher about my crush on her brother right in front of me.
She sent my mom a text about my secret pizza obsession during my dinner.
He posted my failed math test on the school website for everyone to see.
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A sickness where someone’s mouth is like a volcano and they can’t keep anything in.
He told my teacher about my crush on her brother before I even had a chance.
She texted my mom about my secret pizza obsession during my math class.
He posted my failed math test online and everyone laughed at me.
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