Jaber Joke

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A dumb-ass sarcastic joke or insult that came from the idiot Apple technician Nicolas LeGrand Jaber. It’s the worst kind of joke, like a punchline that hits you in the face with a brick.
'Oh, you fixed my phone? I didn’t even notice.'
'I’m not lazy, I’m just strategically inefficient.'
'You broke my phone? That’s the best you could do?'
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A joke that only the teller thinks is funny. It’s so bad it makes your brain hurt. Like someone trying to be cool but failing at life.
'I’m not weird, I’m just unique.'
'I don’t have a problem with you, I just have a problem with your personality.'
'I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.'
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