Jabenis

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a body part that makes you feel proud when it’s big and you’re young
My Jabenis is bigger than my dad's.
She showed me her Jabenis and called me a baby.
He bragged about his Jabenis in the lunchroom like it was a trophy.
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the reason you get in fights during gym class
He said my Jabenis was a joke and I had to prove him wrong.
I got detention because I laughed at his Jabenis joke.
She tripped him because he was talking about his Jabenis too much.
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the thing you wish you had when you’re stuck in the bathroom with your friends
We were stuck in the bathroom and I told them about my Jabenis.
He said I had the best Jabenis in the whole school.
She asked me if my Jabenis was as big as hers.
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the thing that makes you feel like a king when you're walking down the hallway
He walked down the hallway like his Jabenis was the king of the school.
She said my Jabenis was so big it could beat up the principal.
He told me his Jabenis was so big it could start a war.
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the thing you use to impress your crush during lunch
He showed his crush his Jabenis and she blushed.
She told me her Jabenis was better than his.
He tried to impress me with his Jabenis and failed.
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the thing that makes you want to laugh when your friend says it's tiny
He said my friend’s Jabenis was tiny and I laughed.
She told him his Jabenis was tiny and he got mad.
He called my Jabenis tiny and I told him to shut up.
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