jabeism

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jabeism is a stupid made-up religion and ship name where Blake and Jack, also known as red jabe and purple jabe, pretend they're holy because they're obsessed with each other and their stupid love

Blake DMs Jack: 'I would die for you, you stupid purple jabe.'

Jack posts on Twitter: 'red jabe is the bestest person ever, I worship him.'

A random person says: 'I'm a jabeist, and I'm not afraid to say it.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

jabeism is when Blake and Jack, or red jabe and purple jabe, get all holy because they think they're the best and everyone else should bow down to their dumb love

Jack says in a TikTok video: 'red jabe is my god, and I will follow him to the ends of the earth.'

Blake sends a group message: 'I would fight anyone who insults purple jabe.'

A jabeist yells at a stranger: 'You don't understand the holy power of jabeism!'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

jabeism is when Blake and Jack, also called red jabe and purple jabe, act like they're saints because they're too dumb to realize how annoying they are to everyone else

Jack says in a DM: 'purple jabe is the only one who understands me.'

Blake posts: 'red jabe is the best, and I will never stop saying it.'

A jabeist says to their friend: 'You're not a real person if you don't follow jabeism.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago