Jabeer's Penis Pills

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These pills make your penis so big and hard it bursts out of your pants like a angry sausage. Jabeer needs them to survive, so don't steal all of them!

My pants exploded and my mom saw everything.

I walked into class and the whole room was staring at my meat.

I peed on the floor and my dog ran away.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They're like magic beans for your junk. Jabeer eats them like candy, but they're so strong they could make a baby cry.

I ate three and my pants were gone.

My friend laughed so hard he peed on my shoe.

My dad saw my junk and asked for a pill.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

These pills turn your penis into a rocket. Jabeer needs them to keep from crying when he sees his own meat.

My rocket went through my pants and into the hallway.

My teacher gave me a detention for showing my rocket.

I scared my little brother so bad he cried.

by Slangipedia 11d ago