jabeepin

Yo, that dude at the corner store is a jabeepin. He don’t need no bling, just a smile and a threat.

My cousin’s a jabeepin. He walked into a bank and just said, 'I’m here for the money.'

That guy in the park who eats three hot dogs at once? Jabeepin. Period.

My homie is a jabeepin. He fought a bear in the woods and still made it to the gym.

That guy who took out three guys in a bar fight? Jabeepin. No question.

My mom said I was a jabeepin when I stayed up all night playing video games and still did my homework.

My neighbor is a jabeepin. He doesn’t need no car, just a bike and a smirk.

My teacher called me a jabeepin because I aced the test and didn’t even study.

That kid who won the spelling bee and still eats lunch in the cafeteria? Jabeepin.

That guy who ran a marathon in his pajamas? Jabeepin. No doubt.

My dad is a jabeepin. He walked into a room and made everyone shut up.

My brother is a jabeepin. He took out the whole football team with just a punch.

My brother is a jabeepin. He beat up a dragon and still did his chores.

That guy who saved the world and still got to lunch? Jabeepin.

My homie is a jabeepin. He took out a dragon with just a broom.

My sister is a jabeepin. She got straight A’s without even studying.

That guy who won the lottery and still had time to eat breakfast? Jabeepin.

My homie is a jabeepin. He ran the race and still had time to text me.