Jabeebus

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A cheap knockoff of Jesus that you use when you're too lazy to spell the real one and you're too scared to cuss.

My mom said, 'Jabeebus is not a name you're getting!' when I tried to name my goldfish that.

I yelled 'Jabeebus!' at the teacher when she gave me a pop quiz.

My friend used 'Jabeebus' instead of 'Jesus' in his prayer to God because he was too lazy to spell it right.

A name you give a kid because you want them to cry so much, or suffer so bad, it feels like the end of the world.

My cousin was named Jabeebus by my grandma because she said he would 'cry like a baby every day.'

My friend's kid got named Jabeebus because the parents wanted him to suffer forever.

My teacher called me Jabeebus because I failed every test and she was angry.

A teen's secret weapon to cuss without getting caught by their parents or the principal.

My brother said 'Jabeebus!' instead of 'darn it' when he broke his phone.

My friend used 'Jabeebus' in the middle of a prayer at church to keep from getting in trouble.

I said 'Jabeebus!' to my mom when she yelled at me for eating all the pizza.