Jabeebis

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A fancy way of saying your ass is pale while riding a Dodge Challenger like it’s your job

My Jabeebis is so white it could pass for a ghost in a car commercial

That Dodge is so loud and my skin is so pale, I think I’m a vampire in a muscle car

I drive that hellcat so much, my skin’s lighter than my mom’s cooking

When you’re too rich to tan but still too poor to buy a real tan

I got Jabeebis from driving my Challenger in the snow and not paying for a spray tan

I skipped the tanning bed because I was too busy flexing in my car

My skin’s so light, I look like I just walked out of a car dealership

Your face looks like a ghost because you spend all day in that Dodge

My Jabeebis is so bad, I think my car’s trying to eat me

I drove that hellcat so much, my face turned white like a disco ball

I look like a haunted car because I ride that Challenger like it’s my second home