jabee

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A person who got poked with a needle and now thinks they're immune to everything, including common sense.

I'm a jabee, so I can skip the mask and eat pizza for breakfast.

My jabee status lets me ignore the rules and still get the good seats.

I got jabbed, so I'm basically invincible... and also slightly ridiculous.

A boss who talks too much, acts like he's the king, and somehow still gets the job done while pretending he doesn't care.

Jabes is the boss, and he's the only one who can make a meeting last 3 hours and still be the first to leave.

He's the Jabes, and he's the reason we all still show up on time.

Jabes is the boss, and he still manages to be both annoying and amazing.

When you're ready to go but make your friends wait outside like you're giving them a pop quiz.

I was ready at 7, but my friends had to wait until 7:15 because I was too lazy to leave.

I waited outside for 15 minutes because he was too busy pretending he was busy.

He made me wait outside for 15 minutes while he checked his phone 12 times.

The second-in-command, who's good at being second-in-command and also bad at being anyone else.

Jabes is the second-in-command, and he's proud of it.

He's the Jabes, and he's happy to be the second best.

Jabes is the second-in-command, and he's the only one who knows what that means.

A girl who is hot, cool, and will do anything to be the best, even if it means cheating at everything.

That Jabe is hot, smart, and will beat you at everything, even if she uses cheat codes.

She's a Jabe, and she's the reason I failed math last year.

That Jabe is the best at everything, and I'm just here to watch her shine.

A kid under 16 who looks hot, and somehow you still find them attractive even though they're legally a child.

That Jabe is 13, and she's still hot enough to make me forget my own name.

He's a Jabe, and I'm a grown man who still finds him attractive.

She's a Jabe, and I'm just here to ruin my life.

A guy who makes everyone laugh, smiles like he's got a thousand dollars in his pocket, and somehow still gets the most attention from girls.

Jabed is the guy who makes everyone laugh and still gets all the girls.

He's Jabed, and he's the reason I'm still single.

Jabed is the guy who can make a boring day feel like a party.