jabeard

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a giant black freak who smells like old pizza and disrespect

My cousin is a jabeard. He walked in and the whole room stopped talking.

That jabeard just sat on my face during the movie. I still got a bruise.

My teacher called me a jabeard in front of the whole school. I cried.

a black monster with no sense of style and a face like a used sock

That jabeard wore a shirt inside out and called it a fashion statement.

I saw a jabeard eating a whole chicken in the lunchroom. It was gross.

My dog ran away from a jabeard. It was scary.

a black man so big he makes the school bus look small and smells like he lives in a trash can

The jabeard sat in my desk and broke it. It was a mess.

My mom told me to stop talking to the jabeard or I’d get grounded.

The jabeard came to my house and ate my entire fridge.