JabDolt

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A brainwashed robot who thinks the government is perfect and never lies, so he chugs every clotshot and strokepoke like it's a fancy soda.

I just took another shot, no questions asked. The government knows best.

They said it's safe, so I swallowed it like it was candy.

I'm not dumb, I'm just a brainwashed robot.

A fool who thinks the government is flawless and takes every shot they hand out like it's a free pizza.

They told me to take it, so I took it. No thinking involved.

I'm not a thinker, I'm just a shot-taker.

I eat the government's medicine like it's my favorite snack.

A brainwashed meat sack who believes the government never lies and takes every shot like it's a holy water baptism.

I took the shot, no questions asked. The government said so.

They told me to take it, so I took it. That's how it works.

I'm not a thinker, I'm a shot-accepter.