Jabbyion

Current Trending

3 views · Added 11d ago · 3 definitions

A walking mood ring who makes you feel like you're on top of the world and doesn't care if you're still wearing pants.

Hey bro, you're like a vibe in a soda can. I'm gonna need a second soda just to keep up.

You're the reason I don't cry in public. Also the reason I don't eat cereal for dinner.

You're like a happy emoji that's also a good listener. I'm giving you a 10/10 and a side of fries.

The kind of person who could make a broken toaster feel loved and still make you want to punch your mom.

You’re like the best part of my day and also the reason I skipped math class.

If happiness had a twin, it’d be you. And the twin would also be good at math.

You’re like a disco ball in a sock. I don’t know what that means, but it’s cool.

A human who makes you want to laugh, eat ice cream for breakfast, and throw your math homework out the window.

You’re the reason I don’t hate Mondays. Also the reason I ate pizza for lunch on a Tuesday.

You're like a happy cloud that also knows your secret password.

You’re like my best friend, but also the reason I failed algebra.