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A dad who sticks his fingers up your butt like he’s searching for treasure and you’re a dumb kid.
Dad: 'I’m gonna find your gold!' Me: 'I’m gonna cry!'
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When your dad uses his fingers to poke you until you scream and he laughs like he just won the lottery.
Dad: 'One more poke and you’re dead!' Me: 'I’m not dead, I’m just broken.'
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A dad who thinks your butt is a snack and he’s the hungry monster eating it.
Dad: 'Nom nom nom!' Me: 'I’m gonna get a snack and it’s gonna be revenge.'