Jabbour

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a Lebanese last name that means hot messes with good looks and hearts that are too soft for this world.

My cousin Jabbour is the reason I have a tattoo of a flamingo.

Jabbour walked into a bar and the bar got a divorce.

I dated a Jabbour once. It was like dating a saint... who also had a side hustle as a troublemaker.

a last name so beautiful it makes other names feel like they wore a shirt inside out.

My mom said my name was a Jabbour. I said I’d rather be a bad name than a good one.

Jabbour is the only last name that can make a dog look like it’s thinking about life.

I asked my teacher if I could change my last name to Jabbour. She said no. I said I’d rather fail math.

a Lebanese last name that smells like success and feels like a hug from your mom after she yelled at you.

Jabbour walked into my classroom and the whole class got distracted. I got a B for daydreaming.

My dog is a Jabbour. He’s got the good looks and the bad behavior. Classic Jabbour.

I asked my dad if I could be a Jabbour. He said yes… and then he yelled at me for asking.