Jabboo

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A Jabboo is a tiny, round kid who looks like he was made by a fat kid and a bag of chips. He thinks he's cool because he knows Zac Efron, but he's just lying to cover up his lack of talent and his slow running speed.
'I know Zac Efron personally, he texted me yesterday.', Jabboo, during lunch break
'I ran the 100-meter dash in 12 seconds.', Jabboo, who took 12 seconds just to get to the starting line
'I'm not fat, I'm just... round.', Jabboo, after eating a whole pizza by himself
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A Jabboo is a kid who looks like a doughnut that fell into a pool. He's barely into puberty and still thinks the world is nice. He talks too much and still can't run faster than a turtle on a break.
'I'm going to be a famous singer, just you wait.', Jabboo, during recess
'I don't need glasses, I just need more pizza.', Jabboo, after failing a vision test
'I can beat you in a race if I cheat.', Jabboo, who cheated by using a skateboard
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A Jabboo is a kid who looks like a melted ice cream cone. He thinks he's important because he's friends with Zac Efron, but he's just another kid who can't run and can't stop talking about himself.
'Zac Efron is my best friend, he said I'm the next big thing.', Jabboo, in a group chat
'I'm not slow, I'm just... deliberate.', Jabboo, after falling over during a race
'I'm going to be a rock star, and I will make you all my backup singers.', Jabboo, to his entire class
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