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A Jabboo is a tiny, round kid who looks like he was made by a fat kid and a bag of chips. He thinks he's cool because he knows Zac Efron, but he's just lying to cover up his lack of talent and his slow running speed.
'I know Zac Efron personally, he texted me yesterday.', Jabboo, during lunch break
'I ran the 100-meter dash in 12 seconds.', Jabboo, who took 12 seconds just to get to the starting line
'I'm not fat, I'm just... round.', Jabboo, after eating a whole pizza by himself