Jabboe

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Another name for your pecker. It's the thing you hope no one sees when you're trying to do your homework in the library.
My pecker is so big, the teacher thinks I'm cheating.
I showed my pecker to the principal. He gave me a detention and a warning.
My pecker is so long, it's got its own Instagram.
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A squad of boys who are the worst at school but somehow stick together like a bunch of farts in a bathroom. They are all the worst and still manage to be the most annoying people in the school.
That Jabbo group is the worst, they’re like the trash in the hallway.
I joined the Jabbo group just to get free cigarettes and to embarrass my girlfriend.
They are the worst, but they’re my friends and I love them even though they are the worst.
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A person who is either tiny or a giant. Either way, you’ll remember them because they are the most ridiculous person in the room.
That guy is a Jabbo, he’s like a giant and he eats three pizzas at once.
That tiny guy is a Jabbo, he’s like a midget who can run faster than you.
I saw a Jabbo who was so tall, he blocked the sun.
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Jabbo the Hutt is when you get so sick after the vaccine you can’t even move, like a worm on a hook.
I got Jabbo the Hutt, I was stuck on the couch for a week.
My friend got Jabbo the Hutt and he looked like a zombie.
I got Jabbo the Hutt and I had to eat soup for three days straight.
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