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A loudmouth with zero guts. Talks big but can't back it up.
'I'm gonna beat you up tomorrow!', and then he slept through the whole day.
'I'll finish this project by Friday!', now it's Monday and he's still eating pizza for breakfast.
Says he's gonna propose to her, but he still hasn't even asked her out.
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A talker with no talent. All blabber, no brawn.
'I'm gonna win the game!', he sat on the bench the whole time.
'I'll cook you dinner!', he burned the toast and spilled the coffee.
Says he's gonna clean his room, it's still a tornado in there.
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A person who yaps like a dog but can't do a thing.
'I'm gonna build a spaceship!', he still hasn't finished his bed.
'I'll beat you in the race!', he walks slower than a turtle.
Says he'll eat the whole pizza, now he's just licking the crust.
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A mouthy mess who can't move their butt.
'I'm gonna be the best at everything!', he can't even tie his shoes.
'I'll finish this homework tonight!', it's now Tuesday and he still didn't do it.
Says he'll come to the party, now he's still in bed with a hangover.
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A talker who never walks the walk, just talks the talk and stinks up the room.
'I'm gonna be a rockstar!', he still plays the kazoo in his room.
'I'll beat you at video games!', he lost to his baby sister.
Says he'll do the laundry, now the socks are still in the hallway.
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A person who yaps like a parrot but can't do a thing.
'I'm gonna be the best at everything!', he still can't ride a bike.
'I'll beat you at chess!', he lost to his grandma.
Says he'll eat the whole cake, now he's just licking the frosting.
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