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When you try to stack blocks and spell words at the same time and end up breaking your brain.

I tried to play Jenga and Scrabble at once. My brain exploded. #JabbleFail

Bro, you’re like a Jenga tower with a Scrabble board on top. You’re gonna crash soon.

I tried to make a word and a tower. Both failed. I’m a disaster.

A guy who drinks Fiji water, wears weird clothes, and listens to sad music. He’s a man-child who can’t grow up.

He drinks Fiji water like it’s gold. Wears mandals like they’re fashion. Listens to Elliot Smith like it’s his life. #jabbleman

My cousin is a jabble. He still lives with his mom and cries at sad songs.

This guy is a jabble. He’s 28 and still wears a onesie to work.

Random trash talk you say just to fill the silence when you have nothing smart to say.

‘You’re the worst,’ I said. No one responded. I just wanted to hear myself talk.

She said nothing, so I just said, ‘You’re a loser.’

He asked me a question. I said, ‘You’re an idiot.’ That was the conversation.

A freak. A weirdo. A total lunatic who acts like everyone else is crazy.

He wears socks with sandals and talks to his plants. He’s a total jabble.

She thinks she’s a witch and talks to ghosts. She’s a jabble.

He lives in a tent and eats cereal for dinner. He’s a jabble.

When you talk fast and loud about someone like you’re trying to make them disappear.

‘You’re the worst,’ he said. ‘You’re stupid. You’re ugly. You’re a loser.’

She talked so fast and loud about me I could barely breathe. ‘You’re a disaster.’

He went on a rant about me. ‘You’re lazy. You’re dumb. You’re the worst.’

A loud fart you make by lifting your leg like you’re trying to win a contest.

I let one rip so loud I think the neighbors heard it. #JubileeJabble

He farted so loud I thought the ceiling was going to fall. #JabbleJubilee

I lifted my leg and let it rip. The sound was a Jubilee Jabble.