Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A beady's way of roasting someone with words like they’re on fire and the whole room is laughing at them.

You said my hair was a mop? I said yours looked like a raccoon got hit by a trash can.

He called my pizza ‘meh’ and I called him ‘meh’ back with a side of regret.

She said my dance move was ‘okay’ and I said hers was ‘okay’ and then I kicked her in the shins.

2

A bunch of people in Grenada who get covered in paint, mud, or oil like they’re being tortured by a greasy chef.

At the parade, I got covered in green paint and I looked like a stolen lunch bag.

My cousin got splattered with mud and looked like a soggy taco.

My uncle got oiled up and smelled like a greasy pizza truck.

3

Stabbing someone with your finger like you’re trying to poke a hole in their dignity.

He poked me in the ribs and said, 'You're a fatty.'

She poked me in the forehead and said, 'You're a dummy.'

He poked me in the arm and said, 'You're a loser.'

4

A sneaky way of making someone feel like they’re the punchline of a joke they didn’t ask for.

She wore a dress that looked like my ex’s and I lost it.

He texted me a picture of my dog and said, 'Looks like you’re not the best dog owner.'

She said my joke was 'meh' and then laughed at my face.

5

A way of saying something is fire from Cookstown or Banbridge, like it's the best thing since sliced bread.

That pizza was the job, man.

That song was the job, no doubt.

That party was the job, I swear.

6

Getting the shot and hoping you don’t turn into a chicken from the inside out.

I got the shot and I felt like a chicken with a broken leg.

She got the shot and said, 'I feel like a chicken that just lost a bet.'

He got the shot and now he’s a chicken who thinks he’s a king.

7

A sneaky, backstab-like comment that hits you like a truck and you don’t even see it coming.

He said, 'You look like a dog that just ate a sock.' I didn’t see it coming.

She said, 'You're not the best at this.' and I felt like a broken chair.

He said, 'You're not even close to good.' I felt like I had no brain.