Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Yelling about other people's mess like you're the main character of your own trashy drama.

'I swear she told her ex about our fight!'

'He said I'm a bad influence on his kids!'

'She's been talking about you at lunch every day!'

2

Chatting up a girl just to get her number or make her feel special before you ditch her.

'Hey, wanna grab a bite? I'll buy you a burger.'

'You're the best thing since sliced bread.'

'I'm totally not hitting on you.'

3

Waking up a girl by poking her with your morning boner like it's a test.

'Wake up, sleepy head.'

'I'm not done with you yet.'

'You're gonna regret leaving me last night.'

4

Getting sex, said like you just finished a sprint.

'I just jabbed and it was worth it.'

'That was the best jabbin' I've had all week.'

'I'm still high from that jabbin'.'

5

Anything but jerking off, like it's the only other option.

'I tried to jabbin' but it wasn't working.'

'I'm not doing that, I'm gonna jabbin' instead.'

'I hate when people confuse masturbation with jabbin'.'

6

Trying to get into a girl who smells like a gym and has hair that's like a jungle.

'I tried to get in, but she was a mess.'

'She reeked and her hair was a disaster.'

'I couldn't even touch her, she was a mess.'

7

Yelling nonstop like you're at a concert and your mouth is on fire.

'I've been talking since I woke up!'

'I can't stop talking, my mouth won't shut up!'

'I'm talking so much I'm losing my voice.'