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Those squishy things on a woman’s chest, like two overfilled water balloons ready to burst, and they’re usually the reason guys get distracted in math class.
I saw her in the hallway and forgot how to do long division.
He stared at her boobs during the whole presentation.
She laughed so hard at his joke that her boobs jiggled like they were in a earthquake.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The king of the Krazy Ass Mexicans gang, Dammy, Guigui, Tiago, Pydra, Alejandro, and all the rest of them are just his little helpers who take orders like trained monkeys.
He told them to steal the pizza and they did it like it was a test.
He said 'go' and they all ran into the street like a pack of dogs.
He didn’t even blink when they got caught robbing the store.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The kind of person who lets you walk all over them, like a doormat with a personality and a bad attitude.
She let him talk over her like she was invisible.
He laughed at her jokes and then made her do his chores.
She didn’t even fight back when he took her phone.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A couple so cute they make your heart go boom, and they’re like the human versions of a perfect Instagram post.
They’re like the perfect couple from a fairy tale.
He sings and she dances like it’s a music video.
They make the rest of us look like a broken relationship.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who got a shot in 2021 that was still being tested until 2023, and now they’re paying for a lifetime of medical debt just to stay alive.
He got the shot and now he has to take pills every day.
She got it and now her legs are swollen like two balloons.
They got it and now they’re stuck with a subscription to Pfizer for life.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A total legend, the kind of person who could beat up your dad and still have time to eat a taco.
He beat up the whole gang and still had energy for a dance party.
She knocked out two guys with one punch and still smiled.
He took on a whole class and won like it was a video game.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A relationship that’s as dead as a zombie, but the two people in it still act like they’re best friends even though they hate each other.
They sit next to each other in class but don’t talk.
They laugh at the same jokes but still argue about everything.
They still hang out like they’re besties even though they hate each other.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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