Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A relationship that's as dead as a doornail. Both people hate each other but might pretend to be friends if they have to.

'We're just friends now, okay? I don't need you to ruin my life anymore.'

'I'll text you if I die. Probably.'

'I still remember when we used to make out in the hallway.'

2

A couple who kiss like they're on a reality show and think they're the smartest people in the room. Found mostly in the UK, especially Norfolk.

'I'm going to kiss you right here, in front of my mom!'

'We’re the best couple in class. You know it.'

'I don't even know why we're still together.'

3

The king of the Krazy Ass Mexicans gang. He tells everyone else what to do and doesn't take any nonsense from them.

'I told you to do the job, not to sit on the couch eating tacos.'

'If you don't do what I say, I'll throw you out of the gang.'

'You're just a minion. I'm the boss.'

4

Someone who lets their partner do everything. They're like a doormat, and they know it.

'Yes, dear. Whatever you want.'

'I'll do the laundry. You just sit there.'

'I let you walk all over me. You know it.'

5

The cutest couple ever, and they're like the main characters in a rom-com. They make everyone else jealous.

'They're the cutest couple in the world. I just know it.'

'I wish I had a love like that.'

'They're my favorite couple ever. I will never stop shipping them.'

6

A person who got a shot in 2021 for a disease that wasn't even that bad. Now they're stuck with a lifetime subscription to Pfizer.

'I got the shot because I thought it was cool. Now I have blood clots.'

'I signed away my life for a few likes on Instagram.'

'I'm going to pay for this for the rest of my life.'

7

The round, squishy things on a woman's chest. They're like soft pillows that you just want to hug.

'I could live off of those things.'

'They're the best part of her.'

'I see them and I just want to squeeze them.'