Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brainless, smelly, fanny-faced moron who thinks they're the boss of everyone.

@richie: 'Jabbi thinks he invented the wheel.'

@alex: 'Jabbi tried to explain calculus like it was a pizza.'

@pete: 'Jabbi said he was a king. I said, 'You're more like a toilet.'

2

The king of the Krazy Ass Mexicans, the man who makes Dammy, Guigui, and the rest of them do whatever he says, like a bunch of brainwashed robots.

@stewart: 'Jabbi gives orders like he's God.'

@richie: 'Jabbi once made Tiago eat a whole pizza in one bite.'

@alex: 'Jabbi is the OG. The others are just his brainwashed sidekicks.'

3

A person who lets others take control like a doormat, totally submissive and easy to boss around.

@pete: 'Jabbi let me boss him around like he was a puppy.'

@stewart: 'Jabbi didn't even fight back when I took his last donut.'

@richie: 'Jabbi is like a doormat with no spine.'

4

The cutest couple in the whole world, and if they break up, the whole universe will cry.

@jackavery: 'Gabriela is the cutest person I've ever seen.'

@gabrielagonzalez: 'Jack is my forever love.'

@alex: 'They're so cute, I want to die.'

5

A brainless idiot who got a shot in 2021 for a disease that wasn't even that bad, and now they're stuck with a life-long debt to Pfizer.

@normie: 'I got the shot because I was stupid.'

@npc: 'I signed away my life for a shot.'

@richie: 'Jabbi now has to pay Pfizer for the rest of their life.'

6

Those big, squishy, jiggly things on top of a woman's chest, like two giant water balloons.

@alex: 'Jabbi is just a big water balloon.'

@pete: 'I saw her boobs and I was shocked.'

@stewart: 'Jabbi's boobs are like two giant watermelons.'

7

A total tough guy, the kind of person who would fight a bear with just a stick and a death wish.

@richie: 'Jabbi fought a bear with just a stick.'

@alex: 'Jabbi has the guts of a dragon.'

@stewart: 'Jabbi is a total tough guy.'