jabberwoki

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A girl with more rolls than a donut factory and sideburns that could start a war. She eats like a wild animal and never stops talking about her bad day.

'I had three rolls for breakfast and a salad for dinner. You’re literally dead if you don’t have rolls.'

'My sideburns are my crown. You’re not worthy of my sideburns.'

'I ate a whole pizza by myself and still had room for ice cream. You’re just a sad person.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A jabberwoky is a loudmouth who thinks they’re woke and can’t shut up about it. They’ll explain everything to you like you’re stupid and only have one friend who’s ‘different.’

'You’re not woke enough if you don’t know what microaggressions are.'

'My one Black friend is the only reason I’m woke. Everyone else is just fake.'

'You don’t know what mansplain means? You’re literally a caveman.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A jabberwoky is someone who thinks the world suddenly turned kind in 2020, even though the government has been lying for centuries and corporations are still greedy.

'You think the government started caring in 2020? They’ve been lying since the beginning of time.'

'Corporations are still stealing money. You think they suddenly care about your health? Please.'

'They’ve been corrupt for years and you think they just started being nice? You’re literally a fool.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago