jabberwock

My cousin got high and screamed at the Jabberwock in the woods. Now he's in a mental institution.

I saw the Jabberwock at the park. It had a mouth full of snot and a tail that smelled like my brother's gym sock.

My dog ran away from the Jabberwock. Now he's a vegan.

My mom said the Jabberwock was the worst thing ever. Then she said it smelled like my brother's gym sock.

I dreamt about the Jabberwock. It had a mouth full of snot and chased me through the mall.

The Jabberwock is real. I saw it on TikTok. It had a tail that looked like my dad's beard.

My teacher said the Jabberwock was just a dragon with no sense of style. I agreed because it had a mouth full of snot.

The Jabberwock is in the dictionary. It also has a mouth full of snot and a tail that smells like my brother's gym sock.

My friend drew the Jabberwock. It had a mouth full of snot and a tail that looked like a hairball.

My lover yelled 'snicker-snack' while fucking me. I felt like I was being attacked by a giant flaming snot monster.

He said 'vorpal blade' while thrusting. I was like, 'What is this nonsense?'

She shouted 'frabjous day' during sex. I thought she was high and confused.

My cousin entered the Jabberwock beauty contest. She looked like she just came out of a gym sock.

The Jabberwock contest is the worst. I saw my uncle there and he was crying.

My sister won the Jabberwock contest. She had a face like a gym sock and a mouth full of snot.

I was shitting on the toilet and laughed. My shit came out like a firehose.

My brother was shitting and said, 'This is the worst day ever.' His shit came out like a firehose.

My mom was shitting on the toilet and said, 'I’m gonna die.' Her shit came out like a firehose.

I saw the Jabberwock and screamed like a baby. It had claws that bite and a mouth full of snot.

My friend ran from the Jabberwock and screamed like a baby. He had a mouth full of snot.

My brother got chased by the Jabberwock and screamed like a baby. It had claws that bite.