Jabberstab

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Stabbing someone's mouth with your finger when they're halfway through a yawn because you're a lowlife and you hate everyone.

I saw my cousin jabberstab his sister during lunch. She was still chewing her sandwich.

My teacher did it to me when I yawned during a pop quiz. I got a B−.

My dog jabberstabbed my brother when he tried to steal his snack.

When you stick your finger in someone's mouth mid-yawn just to prove you're the toughest person alive.

My friend jabberstabbed his crush in front of the whole class. She turned red.

I jabberstabbed my dad when he snored during my video game time.

My mom jabberstabbed my little brother for stealing my ice cream.

You poke someone's mouth with your finger while they're yawning like it's a personal attack.

At the bus stop, my friend jabberstabbed a kid who was making fun of him.

I got jabberstabbed by my best friend during a movie. It was so embarrassing.

My brother jabberstabbed my cousin when she laughed at his joke.

You stab someone's mouth with your finger when they're yawning because you're a rude, loud, mouthy person.

I jabberstabbed my neighbor when he yelled at me for mowing my lawn.

At the park, my sister jabberstabbed a kid who stole her ice cream.

My dog jabberstabbed my dad when he tried to eat my sandwich.

You poke someone's mouth with your finger when they're yawning to make them feel like a fool.

My teacher jabberstabbed me during class for talking too much.

At the mall, my brother jabberstabbed a guy who bumped into him.

I jabberstabbed my friend for cheating on my quiz.

You stab someone’s mouth with your finger mid-yawn because you’re a smelly, loud, rude human being.

I jabberstabbed my brother because he took my last slice of pizza.

At the dinner table, my mom jabberstabbed my dad for talking too much.

My dog jabberstabbed my little brother for stealing his toy.