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The annoying noise cops’ radios make when they switch channels like a bunch of confused raccoons.
The scanner went *blorp blorp blorp* and I knew it was the cops again.
My dog started barking at the radio like it was a threat.
I heard the scanner go *blorp blorp blorp* and my mom said, 'Turn it off, it's giving me a headache.'
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The high-pitched whine of a cop radio when it’s trying to find a signal and failing miserably.
The scanner made that *squeaky chicken* noise again, and I had to throw a pillow at it.
My neighbor’s radio was *squeaky chicken* and he was like, 'What’s that?'
That *squeaky chicken* noise woke me up at 2 a. m.
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The sound cops’ radios make when they’re too lazy to pick a channel and just let it randomly switch.
The scanner went *blorp blorp blorp* and I thought it was my brother talking.
That *blorp blorp blorp* was so loud, my cat ran out of the room.
I heard *blorp blorp blorp* and my dad yelled, 'Turn that thing down!'
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The noise your cop scanner makes when it’s confused and can’t decide what channel to be on.
The scanner was *squeaky chicken* and I had to go to the store just to escape it.
That *squeaky chicken* noise was louder than my brother’s voice.
I heard *squeaky chicken* and my dog started howling at it.
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The annoying radio noise cops make when they switch channels like they’re playing a game.
The scanner made *blorp blorp blorp* and my mom said, 'Why is it doing that?'.
That *blorp blorp blorp* noise was louder than my alarm clock.
I heard *blorp blorp blorp* and my brother said, 'I hate that sound.'
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The crazy noise cops’ radios make when they can’t decide what channel to be on and just go nuts.
The scanner went *squeaky chicken* and I had to scream at it to shut up.
That *squeaky chicken* noise was so loud, my neighbor called the cops.
I heard *squeaky chicken* and my dog started barking at the radio.
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