Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you can't shut up about something stupid that doesn't matter at all

'Bro, I've been talking about my cat's hair for an hour and I'm not even done yet.'

'Why is this guy still talking about his sandwich? It's not even lunch time.'

'This kid just talked about his goldfish for ten minutes and I'm still confused.'

2

A stupid messaging thing that no one uses but somehow still works

'I tried to message him but it didn't work. I guess I'll just yell at him instead.'

'This app is so outdated it's like it was made in the 80s.'

'Why is this messaging thing still around? It's like the internet's ancient relative.'

3

When you blabber so fast it sounds like you're trying to confuse everyone

'He talked so fast I could barely understand him.'

'She said so many words at once I thought she was trying to confuse me.'

'He spoke like a robot on speed.'

4

A stupid word people use to describe Punjabis like they're some kind of weird alien

'Why do you guys call everyone a Punjabi? Are we all aliens?'

'This guy just called me a Punjabi and I'm not even mad.'

'He said I was a Punjabi and I think that's the most offensive thing he's ever said.'

5

When you smoke something and talk so much it sounds like a broken parrot

'He was high and talking like a broken parrot.'

'She smoked and talked so much I couldn't even think.'

'He was like a parrot on a speed trip.'

6

When you talk like a broken robot spitting out nonsense

'He was talking like a robot who just got hit with a hammer.'

'She said so many stupid things I couldn't even understand her.'

'He was like a broken robot trying to talk.'

7

You're a Canadian and you're mad about it and you're also a huge disappointment

'I'm Canadian and I'm not even mad about it.'

'Why is he still mad about being Canadian? It's not even that bad.'

'He called me Canadian and I'm like, okay, but I'm not even offended.'