Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who talks nonstop about nothing important, like a chatty parrot on a sugar rush

Hey look at this guy, he's been talking about his cat's hair for an hour!

She started telling me about her cousin's pet goldfish at lunch. I didn't even bring a sandwich.

He goes on about his day at work like it's the Super Bowl.

2

A messaging system that lets people chat like they're in a group text, but with more techy nonsense

I use this to talk to my mom, but it's just like texting but with emojis and notifications.

My friend said he uses this for work meetings. I don't know why.

It's like a group chat for people who hate texting.

3

To talk super fast like you're trying to confuse people or you have no life

He talks so fast, I couldn't even understand what he was saying.

She ran her mouth like she was trying to win a speed talking contest.

He was babbling so fast, I thought he was talking to himself.

4

A silly term used to call Punjabis, like they're some kind of weird animal or something

My friend called me a Guju and I didn't even know what that meant.

I heard my teacher call a Punjabi kid a Guju and it was the weirdest thing ever.

He said I was a Guju, and I said I was not, and now I'm mad.

5

A slang word for a joint, like a cigarette or a pipe, but way cooler

He said he was going to smoke a joint, but I didn't know what that was.

She brought a joint to school and got in trouble.

They said they were going to hit the joint after class.

6

Talking nonsense like you're trying to confuse everyone or you just don't know what you're saying

He started talking about his dog's dog and I didn't even know what that meant.

She went on about her day like it was the most important thing ever.

He was rambling so much, I had to leave the room.

7

You called me Canadian and I am Canadian. You're just a salty loser who doesn't know when to stop.

You called me Canadian and I'm proud of it, you're just a sore loser.

You said I was Canadian and I was like, 'Thank you, I'm Canadian.'

I am Canadian, you're not, and you're just mad because you don't know what you're talking about.