jabberdashery

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the mess that comes out of Beans Johnson’s pie hole every day like it’s a holiday

Beans Johnson: 'I ate three pies for breakfast and now I’m talking to a wall.'

Beans Johnson’s pie hole is leaking like a broken faucet.

Beans Johnson just told his dog that his dog is a bad dog.

what Beans Johnson spews from his mouth when he’s too full of pie to think straight

Beans Johnson: 'Pie is life. Also, I hate you.'

He tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem and it turned into a pie argument.

Beans Johnson told his mom he’s a philosopher now.

the stuff that escapes Beans Johnson’s pie hole when he’s too busy eating to be smart

Beans Johnson: 'I’m not fat. I’m just pie-occupied.'

He tried to write a letter and it came out as a pie speech.

Beans Johnson told the teacher he’s a pie genius.