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1
to talk a lot about being right, but not do anything to help anyone.
My teacher talks about racism all day, but still gives bad grades to black students.
My mom yells about climate change, but still drives a gas-guzzling car.
My uncle says he supports minorities, but still robs them.
2
to give a long speech about fairness, but then act like a jerk.
My boss talks about equality, but still fires people for no reason.
My friend talks about bullying, but still calls his little brother names.
My neighbor talks about helping the poor, but still throws away food.
3
to preach about change, but not do anything to make it happen.
My teacher talks about fixing school, but still doesn't give us pencils.
My dad talks about saving the planet, but still eats meat every day.
My brother talks about justice, but still steals from his friends.
4
to talk about being cool, but act like a total dork.
My friend says he's the best, but still loses every game.
My teacher says she's the most amazing, but still gives the worst quizzes.
My brother says he's a legend, but still can't beat me at Mario Kart.
5
to say you're on a mission, but then take a nap.
My dad says he's going to save the world, but then takes a nap.
My teacher says she's changing the future, but then takes a nap.
My brother says he's going to be rich, but then takes a nap.
6
to talk about being smart, but then fail every test.
My brother says he's the smartest, but then fails every test.
My teacher says she's the best, but then fails every student.
My friend says he's the genius, but then can't even add numbers.
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