jabber stabber

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A jabber stabber is a woman who finger-fucks herself till she comes, doing something totally silly at the same time. It could be singing a stupid song, doing a weird dance, or yelling at a cat.
She finger-fucked herself while singing 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' at the top of her lungs.
She came while doing the robot in her pajamas.
She yelled 'I hate my ex' while giving herself a hand job.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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To jabber stab is to finger-fuck someone or yourself while doing something ridiculous. It might be wearing a tutu, eating pizza, or yelling at a traffic jam.
He finger-fucked her while wearing a tutu and eating a whole pizza.
She came while yelling at a traffic jam like it was her ex.
He finger-fucked himself while eating a sandwich and screaming at a dog.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A jabber stabber is someone who gets off by finger-fucking while doing something dumb. That dumb thing could be dancing, singing, or throwing a tantrum.
She finger-fucked herself while doing the cha-cha in her socks.
He came while singing 'Let It Go' at the top of his lungs.
She finger-fucked while throwing a tantrum in the middle of a grocery store.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jabber stab is when someone finger-fucks while doing something completely absurd. That absurd thing might be talking to a chicken, wearing socks on their hands, or screaming at a microwave.
She finger-fucked while talking to a chicken in her kitchen.
He came while wearing socks on his hands and eating cereal.
She screamed at a microwave while giving herself a hand job.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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