Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who talks nonstop about everything and nothing, like a broken parrot on a meth binge.

My cousin is a Jabber Jaws. He talked about his cat's hairball for three hours.

At the party, she went on about her ex's sister's dog's favorite toy. No one cared.

He started talking about his pizza slice's crust and never stopped.

2

A person who takes a lot of dicks, like a vacuum cleaner at a strip club.

She’s a Jabber Jaws. She’s sucked six dicks this week and still wants more.

He’s been doing it since high school. Still sucks dicks like it’s his job.

She’s got a job at a bar. Her main task is sucking dicks.

3

A person who talks way too much about nothing, like a pigeon with a megaphone.

He talks about his socks. Every. Single. Day.

She told me about her neighbor’s plants. For an hour.

At the gym, he talked about his protein shake for 20 minutes.

4

A cartoon show with a shark that talks too much, like a dog with a radio.

I watched Jabber Jaws as a kid. The shark talked nonstop about his fish obsession.

My brother still watches it. He loves the shark’s obsession with sandwiches.

That show is why I hate talking sharks.

5

When a girl scrapes a guy’s penis with her teeth during oral sex, like a sandpaper with a mouth.

She did it so hard, I felt like I’d been scraped by a sandpaper.

He said it felt like a dentist drill was inside him.

That girl’s teeth are like a cheese grater.

6

When a person talks way too much, like a broken radio with ADHD.

He talked about his coffee for 45 minutes. I had to leave.

She started talking about her phone bill and never stopped.

He talked about his mom’s hair for an hour. It was brutal.

7

When a girl moves her jaw behind a guy’s sack and itches his balls like a monkey with a brush.

She itched my balls so hard, I thought I had a monkey in my pants.

He said it felt like a scrubbing brush was inside him.

She did it so much, I think she’s going to lose her jaw.