Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a girl gives a guy head and chews his cock like it's a piece of gum, leaving him with a sore from her teeth.

My girlfriend bit my cock so hard I had to go to the ER.

She said it was a 'chew job for the ages.'

He looked like a hot dog that got run over by a truck.

2

A person who can't shut up about their own life or anything else, even if it's boring.

My mom talks about her day like it's the World Series.

He spent 20 minutes telling me about his pet goldfish.

She rambled about her sandwich for an hour.

3

A person who talks so much about nothing, it's like they're trying to fill up the entire universe with words.

My neighbor talks about his toaster like it's a celebrity.

She told me about her cat's hairball for three hours.

He talked about his plants like they were his ex.

4

A stupid old cartoon about a shark who talks way too much.

I watched it when I was a kid and it was terrible.

My brother still quotes it like it's the best thing ever.

It’s the reason I hate sharks now.

5

A guy who takes a lot of dicks and doesn't even care.

He's been sucking dongs for years and still does it every day.

He once sucked three dongs in one night.

He said it's his main hobby.

6

When someone talks nonstop about dumb stuff for so long, it's like they have a disease.

He talked about his pizza for 2 hours straight.

She gave a 10-minute speech about her neighbor's dog.

He talked about his socks for 45 minutes.

7

When a girl gives a guy head and rubs her chin on his balls like it's a massage.

She said it was a 'ball rub for the ages.'

He was scratching his balls for the rest of the day.

He looked like he got attacked by a cat.