Jabbend

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A cigarette that got snuffed out before it could finish being gross. Mostly used by lazy British losers who can't even smoke properly.

"I only had one puff before I dropped it. It's a jabbend."

My cousin's jabbend is so short, it looks like a stubby finger.

That jabbend is so weak, it can't even light up properly.

A half-dead cigarette that looks like it was run over by a drunk bus. Used by people who try to look cool but just end up looking sad.

My jabbend is so sad, it's crying ashes.

He tried to smoke it, but it just fell apart. Classic jabbend.

That jabbend is so dead, it's barely a cigarette anymore.

A cigarette that got cut off mid-suck. Used by people who can't even finish a smoke without making it look pathetic.

I tried to smoke it, but it just crumbled. Jabbend city.

My jabbend is so weak, it can't even hold its own.

That jabbend is so bad, it's like it was born in a trash can.

A cigarette that got kicked out of the smoke club. Used by people who are too lazy to even finish their smoke properly.

That jabbend got kicked out of the smoke club for being too weak.

He tried to smoke it, but it just fell apart. Jabbend fail.

My jabbend is so lazy, it can't even burn properly.

A cigarette that got half-dead and gave up. Used by people who can't even finish a smoke without making it look like a disgrace.

That jabbend is so dead, it's barely a cigarette.

He tried to smoke it, but it just gave up. Jabbend fail.

My jabbend is so disgraceful, it's like it was born in a dumpster.

A cigarette that got run over by a smoke train. Used by people who can't even finish a smoke without making it look like a wreck.

That jabbend got run over by a smoke train.

He tried to smoke it, but it just crumbled. Jabbend wreck.

My jabbend is so wrecked, it can't even light up.