Jabbed In

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Like tapped in, but with a mean streak. It’s like getting poked by a fat kid who’s mad at you for eating the last of the pizza.

My mom jabbed me in for not doing my chores. I got a bruise and a lecture.

He jabbed me in for saying his haircut looked like a bad 80s mullet.

She jabbed me in because I told her ex she looked like a raccoon in a sock.

A crazy Grenadian tradition where people get covered in paint, mud, and oil like they’re being tortured by a mad artist.

At the J’ouvert party, I got jabbed in so hard I looked like a mud monster.

My cousin turned into a double-devil and chased me down the street.

My uncle got jabbed in with a bucket of paint and screamed like a kid who lost his ice cream.

The art of poking someone until they feel like they’re being tortured by a tiny, angry pencil.

He jabbed me in with his pencil during math class. I got a tiny bruise and a tiny headache.

My friend jabbed me in for laughing at her bad joke. She had a fit.

My brother jabbed me in for eating the last slice of cake. I got a punch in the arm.

When you say or do something so sneaky, it’s like you’re trying to make someone jealous with a side of quiet rage.

She gave me the look and said, ‘You’re not the best at this.’ I knew she was jealous.

He posted a picture of his new car and said, ‘Not bad, huh?’ I knew he was trying to rub it in.

My friend said, ‘I could’ve done that,’ and I knew she was being passive-aggressive.

A Northern Irish way of saying something is lit, like a bar fight on a Saturday night in a town that’s been waiting for a punchline.

That pizza was job, man. I could’ve fought my brother for it.

That concert was job, I swear. I was dancing like I was on fire.

That cake was job, and I ate it all.

Getting the shot for the virus that made everyone cough like they were in a haunted house.

I got jabbed in and cried like a baby. It was like getting stuck with a hot pencil.

My sister got jabbed in and said it felt like someone was poking her with a flaming stick.

I got jabbed in and my arm was sore for a week. It was worth it.

A sneaky way of making someone feel like they’ve been attacked by a tiny, angry comment.

He said, ‘Did you just take a jab at me?’ I knew he was being passive-aggressive.

She said, ‘Not bad,’ and I knew she was being sarcastic.

He said, ‘You’re not the best,’ and I knew he was trying to make me mad.