Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You poke a hooker right in the navel with your cock so hard it sprays blood everywhere.

My penis went through her belly button like a knife through butter.

I jacked off so hard I made her bleed.

She was so shocked she forgot to charge me.

2

A crazy ritual in Grenada where people get painted, dirtied, or oiled up like wild animals and called Devil Devil.

My cousin turned into a paint-covered monster at the festival.

They threw mud at me like I was a pig.

I got oiled up and ran through the street like a lunatic.

3

When you prod someone with your finger like a clumsy idiot.

He jabbed me so hard I almost fell over.

She poked me in the eye and I cried.

I jabbed my brother for no reason.

4

A sneaky way of making someone feel like a failure by showing off or acting smug.

She posted a picture of her vacation while I was stuck at work.

He laughed at me when I tripped.

He bragged about his new car while mine broke down.

5

A phrase from Northern Ireland meaning something is awesome or the job is done.

That was the best meal I ever had.

The job is done, and it was epic.

That cake was the job, no doubt about it.

6

When you get the shot for that stupid virus and your arm feels like it's on fire.

My arm hurt for a week after I got the shot.

I screamed like a baby when the needle went in.

The vaccine made me feel like I was hit by a truck.

7

A sneaky insult you throw at someone in the middle of a conversation, like a backstab.

He said I was a bad friend right in front of everyone.

She called me a loser during a game.

He whispered something mean to my friend.