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A holy motherfucker who hits you with lightning
My math teacher is a jabbbiee. He failed me for no reason.
My brother called me a jabbbiee after I ate his homework.
I asked the sky for help and got a jabbbiee.
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A person who makes your life a living hell
My mom is a jabbbiee. She yells at me every morning.
My dog is a jabbbiee. He peed on my shoes again.
My boss is a jabbbiee. He gave me 100 hours of work.
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The strongest human being ever
I saw a jabbbiee lift a car with one hand.
My uncle is a jabbbiee. He can bench press a cow.
The jabbbiee walked through fire and laughed.
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A god who also eats your lunch
My lunch was stolen by a jabbbiee.
The jabbbiee took my sandwich and left a note.
I was eating my pizza when a jabbbiee appeared and ate it.
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A superhuman who doesn’t care about your feelings
The jabbbiee kicked my feelings out of the room.
My friend is a jabbbiee. He didn’t even say sorry.
I cried and the jabbbiee laughed at me.
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A god who also takes your money
The jabbbiee took all my allowance.
I had $10 and a jabbbiee took it.
My piggy bank was stolen by a jabbbiee.