Jabbawockeed

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When you blow load all over someones face and then scrub it in like you’re trying to paint a mural with cum and it looks like the Jabbawockeez did it.

I jabbawockeed my homie during lunch and now he looks like he got hit by a cum cannon.

She jabbawockeed me in the hallway and now I have a face like a cum-covered ghost.

I jabbawockeed my boss and now he’s trying to wipe it off with a napkin and it’s not working.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A monster made by squishing all the animals into one big mess like someone took a blender and threw every creature in it.

That thing in the zoo is a jabbawockeed, it’s got the head of a lion, the body of a bear, and the tail of a snake.

I saw a jabbawockeed in my dreams and it screamed like a chicken and roared like a dragon.

My dog ate a jabbawockeed and now he’s trying to run like a cheetah and bark like a wolf.

by Slangipedia 10d ago