Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy talks to someone while flipping the bird with his noodle, all while getting off.

I just jabbawanked my boss during a meeting. He didn't even notice.

Texted my crush a whole essay while I jabbawanked in the bathroom.

My dad jabbawanked during the entire family dinner. We all ignored him.

2

When a dude chats with someone like they're important, while he's really just getting a hard one.

I told my mom I was working on a project while I jabbawanked in my room.

Texted my crush 'Hey' and then jabbawanked for 20 minutes.

My teacher jabbawanked during my presentation. I didn't say anything.

3

When a guy uses a conversation as a distraction while he's doing his thing down below.

I told my friend I was just talking while I jabbawanked in the car.

My brother jabbawanked during my entire speech. He didn't care.

I jabbawanked while talking to my crush on the phone. I didn't even notice.

4

When a guy is having a conversation and also getting a meaty treat at the same time.

I jabbawanked my teacher while I was answering questions.

Texted my crush for five minutes while I jabbawanked.

My dad jabbawanked while he was talking to the mailman. He didn't care.

5

When a guy is talking to someone and also getting his rocks off in the same breath.

I jabbawanked my friend while we were playing video games.

Texted my crush while I jabbawanked in my room.

My mom jabbawanked while she was talking to my dad. She didn't say anything.

6

When a guy is having a conversation while also getting a little bit of fun from his noodle.

I jabbawanked my teacher while I was giving a presentation.

Texted my crush while I jabbawanked in the hallway.

My dad jabbawanked during dinner. He didn’t care.