Jabbas cream

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When you blow load and it looks like Jabba's swamp gunk
My pants were soaked and it was the color of a dead frog.
I looked like I’d been tossed in a sewage pit.
My shorts were screaming for mercy.
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When your cum is so ugly it makes Jabba look good
My cum was so bad even the rats ran away.
It was like someone mixed mud and regret.
My girlfriend threw up and called a taxi.
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When your jizz is the color of Jabba's favorite bathwater
My jizz was so green it looked like it came from a monster.
I peed on the floor and it was still better than my cum.
My cum was so bad, it had a smell.
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