Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant or almighty god, but also the name of a guy who thinks he's the boss of everything and everyone.

Jabbar walked into the classroom and said, 'I am the almighty. You are all weak.'

He tried to take over the lunch table and failed because he didn't know how to use a spoon.

He called the principal 'a little god' and got suspended.

2

A black kid who thinks wood shop is a playground and the band saw is his best friend. He’s always messing with Curtis the Bog Monster.

Jabbar tried to cut a piece of wood but ended up cutting his own finger.

He and Curtis started a fight over who had the better band saw skills.

Mr. Jacobs gave up and just let them play with the saws.

3

The third degree of anghit is when you’re so mad you could punch a wall and not even feel it.

Jabbar got the third degree of anghit and punched the wall so hard it made a dent.

He got it because he failed math and called the teacher a 'moron' in front of the class.

He was so angry he even made Curtis cry.

4

A super nice guy who puts up with all the crap people throw at him and still smiles like nothing happened.

Jabbar let his friend trip over a chair and just laughed it off.

He helped everyone with their homework even when they didn’t ask.

He got annoyed but still said, 'It’s okay, I’m used to this.'

5

A white guy who thinks he's black and has weird powers, like making people believe he's a real superhero.

He told everyone he could control the band saw with his mind.

He tried to use his 'mystical powers' to get out of cleaning the shop.

He even convinced Curtis the Bog Monster he was a real monster.

6

A pirate yell that means you're either surprised or you're about to get stabbed by a sword.

Jabbar yelled, 'Arrrrr! What is this? A math test? I’m a pirate, not a math student!'

He screamed 'Jabbar!' when he saw a spider in the wood shop.

He yelled it so loud the principal came to investigate.

7

A smart guy who is good at everything and doesn’t even get mad when people annoy him.

Jabbar aced the math test and still helped the class.

He was nice even when people called him a 'moron' in front of the teacher.

He likes Izzo and Kechs and still passes math.