Jabbaing

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Sucking a girl’s snatch like Jabba the Hut did before he died, but with more tongue action and less dignity. Your tongue moves side to side like a drunk man in a windstorm.
I just jabbaed my girlfriend and she passed out from pleasure.
My tongue was doing the cha-cha inside her, and I didn’t even know that was a thing.
I was so good at jabbaing, I made my dog jealous.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Chomping down on snacks while lying on your back, probably watching some stupid show or video, like you're a couch potato with a snack addiction.
I jabbaed my chips while watching cat videos, and I didn’t move for three hours.
I was so into my show, I forgot I was eating.
I got so into jabbaing, my pizza got cold and I didn’t care.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The guy in Afghanistan who will save your life, but he's also the guy who will make you cum so hard, you'll think you're in a war zone.
Jabba saved my life in Afghanistan, and then he gave me a blowjob that knocked me out.
He trusted me with his life, then he made me cum like I was on a battlefield.
He’s the Afghan guy who saved me, and then I got a face full of pleasure.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A big, smelly weed joint from Liverpool that’s so strong, it could knock out a whole football team.
That jabba from Liverpool hit me like a train.
I smoked that jabba and I felt like I was in a war.
That jabba came from Liverpool, and it was so strong, I passed out.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A fat, lazy, smelly guy who lives on the couch, eats like a pig, and smells like a toilet that hasn’t been cleaned in a year.
My neighbor is a jabba, he eats sandwiches on the couch and smells like a sewer.
That guy is a jabba, he’s fat, lazy, and smells like death.
He’s a jabba, and I’ve never seen someone so lazy in my life.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A giant, evil, smelly slug from Star Wars who’s also the name for any fat, lazy person who eats like a pig and smells like a gym sock.
He’s a jabba, just like the slug from Star Wars, he’s fat, lazy, and smells like a gym sock.
That guy is a jabba, he’s the real deal, just like the movie.
He’s a jabba, and I believe it because he smells like a gym sock.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Being so high on weed that you’re lazy, happy, and eating snacks like it’s your full-time job, just like Jabba the Hutt.
I was so jabbaed, I ate a whole bag of chips and didn’t even move.
I was in a state of jabbaing, eating snacks like it was my job.
I was so jabbaed, I didn’t even care that my pants were on fire.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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