Jabba'd

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1
To sit like a sack of wet dirt and do nothing with the energy of a dead goldfish.
I woke up and Jabba'd for three hours straight. My brain is still asleep.
He Jabba'd through the whole meeting. No one noticed.
I Jabba'd on the couch while my mom yelled at the TV.
2
To lie around like a deflated balloon and act like you're king of the universe.
I Jabba'd all day and still called my mom a waste of time.
He Jabba'd through the game and still said he won.
I Jabba'd on the floor and ate cereal for dinner.
3
To lay around like a pile of soggy pizza and do less than a snail on a Sunday.
I Jabba'd so hard my brain gave up.
She Jabba'd through the whole party and still said she was the best.
He Jabba'd for six hours and called it a workout.
4
To lie around like a fried chicken and do nothing with the focus of a sleeping turtle.
I Jabba'd all day and still said I was busy.
He Jabba'd through the whole day and still called it a success.
I Jabba'd so much my brain went on vacation.
5
To sit around like a melted ice cream cone and do nothing with the willpower of a dead donut.
I Jabba'd all day and still called it a victory.
She Jabba'd through the whole day and still said she was productive.
He Jabba'd so much his brain stopped working.
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