Jabbaba

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A person who makes dumb choices and acts like a brain-dead donkey.

He ate the whole pizza by himself and then cried because he was full.

She tried to text me with her feet and failed.

He drove the car into a lake because he thought it was a parking lot.

Someone who acts like they’re the king of the world but are actually a waste of space.

He yelled at the clouds because they weren’t paying attention to him.

She tried to fix the internet with a spoon and a prayer.

He fought a robot in the mall because he thought it was a thief.

A person who does things so dumb, it’s like they’re trying to make everyone else feel smart.

He tried to dance in a suit and fell into a puddle.

She said the sky was green and no one believed her.

He bit a sandwich in half and then threw both halves at a dog.

A human who makes mistakes so big, they might as well be a monument to stupidity.

He tried to build a spaceship in his garage and it exploded.

She tried to sing a song and it turned into a screaming match.

He ran into a wall because he thought it was a door.

A person who acts like they’re the smartest person in the room but are actually a walking disaster.

He tried to explain physics to a baby and got confused.

She tried to fix the TV with a banana and a calculator.

He wore socks with sandals and no one knew what to say.