Jabba the Prick

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Jabba the Prick is J. B. Pritzker. He’s a giant meatball with a governor title. He’s so slimy you’d think he dipped his fingers in a sewer and called it a spa day. Leia would’ve shot him before she kissed him.
He’s so fat, he can’t fit in a limo. He needs a stretch Hummer just to get to the grocery store.
He’s so slimy, he probably eats his own hair. You can smell the stench from the other side of the state.
He’s so gross, even the rats in the subway run from him.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Jabba the Prick is Pritzker. He’s like a greasy pizza that’s been sitting in a hot car for a week. He’s got more slime than a fish market and more fat than a mattress factory. Leia would’ve kicked him out of the palace just for being ugly.
He’s so fat, he can’t walk. He needs a team of people to roll him around like a pizza on a cart.
He’s so slimy, he probably has a lake in his gut. You can hear the gurgling from miles away.
He’s so gross, he made the state budget taste like a soggy taco.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Jabba the Prick is Pritzker. He’s a greasy, stinking pile of money and laziness. He’s so slimy, he probably bathes in soup. He’s so fat, he could be a new state. Leia would’ve shot him for being a walking insult.
He’s so fat, he needs a special seat in the airplane. The seatbelt just breaks when he sits down.
He’s so slimy, he probably got a job at a seafood restaurant just to be close to the gunk.
He’s so gross, the state’s air quality went down by 10 points just from him breathing.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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